I tried the PolkaDot magic mushroom chocolate, and here's my honest review of the PolkaDot mushroom Belgian chocolate bar, particularly the Milk flavor. Before we begin, let's talk a bit about what the PolkaDot mushroom chocolate is all about.
What is PolkaDot Mushroom Chocolate?
PolkaDot mushroom Belgian chocolate, also called PolkaDot magic mushroom chocolate bar, is a brand of magic mushroom chocolates crafted by Polka Dot, a microdosing mushroom company based in Oakland, California, that specializes in cultivating different species of magic mushrooms for microdosing purposes.
The Polkadot shroom bars are infused with a precise dose of organic magic mushrooms for easy and controlled dosing. These are then blended with gluten-free Belgian chocolate to give a smooth, creamy texture with a consistent flavor profile.
The Trip Experience (What I Felt)
I didn't feel any effect after taking the first 3 squares or pieces. 45 minutes went by, and still nothing, so I decided to take 3 more, giving a total of 6 squares.
I sat and waited for about 1 hour to go by, and after about 1:30 minutes, the effects started to kick in. It got stronger and more intense minute by minute. I started laughing, and then I could see colors of different patterns. It felt like I was flying.
I laughed so hard, everything I looked at was funny af. It was one of the best feelings I had had in a while.
After a solid 6 hours of giggles, laughter, and seeing crazy visuals, the effects start to wear off.
A friend of mine who bought this also shared his experience with me, and in his own words, he said,
"I’ve tried a couple of different brands of mushroom gummies, and they’re very inconsistent. Last night I tried one of the authentic polkadot bars, and maybe I shouldn’t have eaten 1/2 the bar for my first time, but it hit fast and hard and lasted about three hours. Got pretty intense."
How to Check the Authenticity of PolkaDot Mushroom Bar
Beware! With mushroom chocolate bars on the rise, fake shroom bars have flooded the marketplace. Despite this, it is easy to spot a counterfeit PolkaDot mushroom product from the taste, smell, or scratch-off verification sticker.
Every authentic PolkaDot bar features a square scratch-off verification sticker that enables you to authenticate your PolkaDot mushroom product using blockchain technology. Be careful of fake PolkaDot products with circular NFC or Berify smart tag stickers, as these products have been found to contain dangerous psychoactive drugs by the CDPH.
More information is available on the Polkadot official website on how to spot fake Polkadot mushroom chocolate.
You can also verify Polkadot bar through the scratch-off NFT verification sticker by using your smartphone or through blockchain technology with the Phantom crypto wallet.
Watch the video below for a detailed verification guide.
Important note: Always verify Polkadot mushroom products before consuming them to avoid consuming counterfeit products.
Will PolkaDot Mushroom Chocolate Show Up on a Drug Test?
No. Polka Dot mushroom chocolate generally won’t show up on a 5-panel test. The same applies to 8-, 10-, and 12-panel tests commonly used for standard drug screenings.
However, it is important to note that specialized tests specifically designed to detect mushrooms do exist, though these tests are more costly to perform and are not typically included in standard drug screenings.
For individuals undergoing a standard drug test, the presence of mushrooms in their system is not an issue.
Conclusion: My final thought
The PolkaDot mushroom chocolate tasted great, which was far above my expectations, and the effects were pretty fantastic. I would rate this product a solid 9.5/10, and it is the best psychedelic mushroom chocolate bar I have had yet.
It is important to start low when taking the polka dot shroom chocolate bar, as high doses can produce unwanted effects for inexperienced users.
Always follow the polkadot chocolate dosage guide for a safe and beautiful psychedelic adventure.